(Source: yeahniall, via emilia-clarke)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via zoophile)

imaldris:

i want to be cute and adorable
but I want people to fear me

(Source: allinom, via nanalew)

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings, via istolesierrakusterbecksvirginity)

styleswanky:

i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy

(via kisses-from-paris)